It will regrow, only different.

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what about

before

or in the middle

how would saying fact AFTER your statement even work, anyways?

“Avocados are found in Australians. FACT.”

Fact WHAT, motherfucker? Fact WHAT?

 okay so I just got the weirdest image in my head of someone hassling Fact about his facts, and then correcting him with another fact and Fact just flips the fucking table like “FACT WHAT MOTHER FUCKER? FACT WHAT?”

oh god yes this is the best thing

 And Rick is trying to hold him back: “Jeez Craig just calm down”

But Fact ain’t taking any shit: “NO, FUCK HIS FACTS”

Maybe Craig and Ethan get into an argument about cake facts and this happens

And Iain’s like “I’m staying out of this shit that motherfucker is batshit about cakes. BATSHIT.”

 I would suggest a fact for them to argue over, but all I can think of is whether or not Dirt Cake counts as cake, since technically, it should be considered a pie.

 Ethan insists it’s a PIE DAMMIT HE’S A BAKER AND HE SHOULD KNOW

And Fact’s flustered as all hell because someone DARED correct his facts

“Fact: Anything with layers is a cake. Onions are a very popular kind of cake. The Intelligence Core is a fool and knows nothing of cakes nor pies.”

 all of Ethan’s rage

all of it

Fact is fucked because Ethan’ll try to send Iain after him

The only way Ethan can get Iain to do anything is by threatening to wear a chastity belt

like, a cast-iron one

he literally has Iain by the balls

(Source: brotips, via buttpatrol)